"i’m just playing devils avocado
i mean devils advocate”
~markos sailsbury 2014~
The fact that the one guy throws down his bag and goes to save the guy, but then he realizes he’s too late. And if you continue watching him, he like throws his hands up and then turns away. He probably feels disappointed that he couldn’t help, but he tried. I bet he didn’t even know the guy. And that really makes me not lose faith in everyone.
watched this atleast 5 times. too powerful not to reblog.
Everyone else kinda just runs back like the train is boutta explode or somethin.
It’s that fight or flight response
Each time I watch this I tear up. A complete stranger cared enough to almost jump in after him… and he will never know.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
fuck and duck
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
Col. Jack Reeves of the British Army holds up a tank while others fetch a replacement tread.
Col. Jack was known among the troops for his extraordinary strength and cool composure. Fighting on the German Front for most of WW2, he recorded 72 confirmed kills, almost 7 of them Germans. His aim was said to be sub-par but he remained in the service because of his talent for lifting heavy objects and throwing them at the enemy, or at least in their general direction.
In the midst of battle on May 9th 1945, Reeves threw two Jeeps, one boulder and two riflemen over the Berlin Wall, taking out an entire regiment of the Ring Deutscher Pfadfinderinnenverbände, and he went on fighting for several months after. As the war had ended on May 8th, Reeves was committed to the DCMH where he remained until his escape in 1949, when he threw a water fountain through the window and ran away. He was never seen again.
A memorial to Col. Jack stands in Boston in the United States, because neither Britain nor Germany wanted it.
so in seasons 1-3 of MLP:FIM each episode has a lesson about friendship
but in season 4…
HERES A MAGICAL TREE
YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR MAGICAL ELEMENTS IN IT UNLOCK A MAGICAL BOX
AND THEN YOU GOTTA GO ON AN ADVENTURE TO FIND 6 MAGICAL KEYS
ITS GONNA BE MAGICAL
MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC
I just hit 1k followers. You know what that means? I give u presents thats what
Since all my other masterposts went so well, I present to you… The Pokemon Masterball Masterpost. Why is it called this? Because not only does it have most of the games that you can play online for free, but all the Pokemon movies and seasons, as well - this does not include season 16 or 17 as they are currently not available for torrent.
- Pokemon Blue Version
- Pokemon Red Version
- Pokemon Green Version
- Pokemon Yellow Version
- Pokemon Pinball
- Pokemon Gold Version
- Pokemon Silver Version
- Pokemon Crystal Version
- Pokemon: The First Movie
- Pokemon: The Movie 2000
- Pokemon 3: The Movie
- Pokemon 4ever
- Pokemon Heroes
- Pokemon: Jirachi Wish Maker
- Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys
- Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
- Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of The Sea
- Pokemon: The Rise of Darkrai
- Pokemon: Giratina and the Sky Warrior
- Pokemon: Arceus and The Jewel of Life
- Pokemon: Zoroark: Master Of Illusion
- Pokemon Black and White – Victini and Reshiram
THE EPISODES - Torrent
Semi Transparent Cat Eye (matches colour of your blog)
Made by Totally Transparent
guys this is litterally so siick it isnt completely transparent it like blends into your backgorund colour omfgg
omg this is so rad
Im about 93% done with winter
i am contempt with these